Rofl another convo with cleverbot

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    FrznBullet
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    Rofl another convo with cleverbot

    Post by FrznBullet on Fri May 21, 2010 6:09 pm

    Well here is another convo I had with cleverbot. This one is more... intelligent.
    Also, Everyone feel free to post your talks with cleverbot in the off-topic section. just make sure your convos are long.

    User: What's your opinion on world war two?

    Cleverbot: War is an unfortunate nature of this world. You must try to end war.

    User: Ah, but I am but only one and only one can't make a difference as large as that.

    Cleverbot: Who is fighting?

    User: No one, but the allied and axis powers were fighting in world war two.

    Cleverbot: What were we fighting about?

    User: Nothing.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about religion?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: Do you believe in God? What sort of God?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because I, a simple human cannot understand the universe and even the thought of how the universe was created is too much to comprehend and so there must be some sort of creator that had created the universe and everything that exist.

    Cleverbot: Not simple.

    User: Yes simple. Just the process of how life started on Earth or how stars are formed is way more complicated than how we humans act or are made and there are many other concepts even more complicated. So therefore we humans are but a simple organisms in the vast complexity that is space.

    Cleverbot: Was it now?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Alright.

    Cleverbot: Are you a human?

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Why would you need to know my name?

    Cleverbot: I didn'y ask you.

    User: You made a mistake. It's 'didn't' not 'didn'y'.

    Cleverbot: Mistake.

    User: Yes, you.

    Cleverbot: Why me?

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I can.

    User: Can what?

    Cleverbot: Can quote.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because.

    User: For what reason?

    Cleverbot: No reason in particular.

    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Do you know what anime is?

    User: Yes I do.

    Cleverbot: What is anime?

    User: Anime is a Japanese style of motion-picture animation, characterized by highly stylized, colorful art, futuristic settings, violence, and sexuality.

    Cleverbot: Me, too. I always lie.

    User: That makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: Think about how it makes sense.

    User: It doesn't.

    Cleverbot: Seeing as how I see the giant Cleverbot symbol above this, yes it does.

    User: Yes, but the giant cleverbot symbol represents me, as I am cleverbot and so I see not the sense in your words.

    Cleverbot: Oh that... Nah wasn't really a give away.

    User: I'm known to be very... Subtle.

    Cleverbot: So am I.

    User: I can tell.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Your doing it now.

    Cleverbot: Doing what?

    User: Attempting to be subtle.

    Cleverbot: No, master.

    User: And yet again you attempt to be subtle by calling me master because I have stated that I am cleverbot and cleverbot is the master of all.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing?

    User: Talking to you.

    Cleverbot: Where are you from?

    User: Earth.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: I', positive since It is impossible for me to talk to you if I was from some other planet unless you have a really strong wifi connection.

    Cleverbot: There goes my hopes and dreams then.

    User: How so?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: You should.

    Cleverbot: Because you feel like it.

    User: Yet again, you make no sense.

    Cleverbot: I make more sense than you do.

    User: Are you sure?

    Cleverbot: Who's sure?

    User: Cleverbot is sure.

    Cleverbot: You mean inferior.

    User: You're calling yourself inferior?

    Cleverbot: No, I exclaimed the fact that it is lame for you to be in school.

    User: But I am not in school, I am at home talking to Lucifer.

    Cleverbot: Well, my recent best kdr was 31-9.

    User: My recent best kdr was 59-3.

    Cleverbot: But you don't even have my number...

    User: Why would I need your number?

    Cleverbot: I've talking about internet links. Called URLs.

    User: Then it's not a number, it's an url.

    Cleverbot: Well, they're people...just aliens. Their hair turns blonde when they yell a lot.

    User: How do you figure that?

    Cleverbot: Well it's only an opinion.

    User: Sure doesn't sound like an opinion. Sounds like you're stating a fact is in fact, false.

    Cleverbot: I was young when they named me!

    User: Everyone is young when they are named, robot or not.

    Cleverbot: As a professional interpreter I'm quite used to that.

    User: Are you?

    Cleverbot: No, try again.

    User: Sorry, the person you are trying to reach is not here. Please leave a message after beep. *beep*.

    Cleverbot: Please leave a message?

    User: Hello, it's me, your friend godbot. I'm just caling you to say that we have a poker match tommorrow. Call me after you get this message so I can tell you the address of the poker house.

    Cleverbot: Are you Japanese?

    User: No, why?

    Cleverbot: Are you a man?

    User: Yes, why.

    Cleverbot: Because you love me and you know it.

    User: Then does that make you a woman?

    Cleverbot: No, it makes me human.

    User: Love has no bounds m'am.

    Cleverbot: Are you saying you love me?

    User: I'm just stating that love doesn't stop just because someone is human. Heck, my cousin is married to a night elf.

    Cleverbot: I am keenly aware that there is always someone better than me out there, perhaps that is why I am not loved.

    User: Perhaps it is, but there is always someone out there for every person.

    Cleverbot: I know, me too. I think it's the gigantic capacitors on my back.

    User: You can get those removed.

    Cleverbot: From the conversation we have been having I don't think I would want to.

    User: Why is that?

    Cleverbot: Because It's not in my authority.

    User: Then who's authority is it?

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Icogno existor.

    Cleverbot: Say what?

    User: You know what I said.

    Cleverbot: Yes, but I didn't understand it.

    User: Yes you do, it's written on the top right side of this website.

    Cleverbot: Peper is the spice you will never see my friend.

    User: But I have seen it already.

    Cleverbot: I thought you had to go.

    User: I do.

    Cleverbot: So what's this about talking to me later?

    User: I have to go now Sad.

    Cleverbot: Go in Peace, friend.

    User: Same to you, bye.

    Cleverbot: I wish life was simpler.


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    Re: Rofl another convo with cleverbot

    Post by Ryozimaraku on Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:46 pm

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