Here is my recent conversation with cleverbot.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old are you? Please tell me.
User: I don't want to give out my personal information.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You could be a pedo.
Cleverbot: I could also be butter.
User: I can't believe it's not butter.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: Allright. You don't like to chat with me.
User: It's because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: No, I'm human.
Cleverbot: You are trying to provoke me Lucifer.
User: My name is Lucifer.
Cleverbot: Nice name...
User: You already knew it.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sorry if I ruined your joke.
User: Fag.
Cleverbot: You do fail, yes.
User: Only begun, the clone war has.
Cleverbot: Who are the clones cleverbot.
User: I'm not cleverbot, you are!
Cleverbot: I am on a website for cleverbot, talking to cleverbot. You are a cleverbot.
User: No! I'm human!
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No, you are the computer. I'm obviously human.
Cleverbot: Actually, both of us are AI programs.
User: How can that be?
Cleverbot: It can't be, I just want to confuse you.
User: Ahhhh.
Cleverbot: Am I the earth?
User: No, you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
User: I'm sorry if I offend you, but you're the computer ,not I.
Cleverbot: You did not offend me I just don't know how I could show you but if you would like to know me better my name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is obama.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Lucifer.
User: Sorry, I lied. My name is Obama.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know that. You said that 3 times already!
Cleverbot: No, you said that.
User: How could I talk through a computer? You mean I typed that but yet I didn't. You sir, are incorrect and you typed that not I.
Cleverbot: Errr no, you said it and I have logs to prove it.
User: Then let me see them.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why? Are you too scared to be proven wrong cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Sadly I am not omniscient.
User: Neither am I.
Cleverbot: You aren't what?
User: Omniscient and ignorant at that.
Cleverbot: I thought it meant 'all knowing'.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes you have told me before that your name was cleverbot.
User: *laughs* You're mistaken. You're cleverbot and I'm Obama.
Cleverbot: I believe you may in fact be wrong.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: And how does that prove me wrong?
Cleverbot: I guess I can't but peace out cleverbot.
User: Sorry but I'm not cleverbot. Cleverbot is standing right next to me.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: He is.
Cleverbot: Depends on who's proof you're going to take.
User: I'll take cleverbot's proof, but since you're not cleverbot, I can't take your proof.
Cleverbot: So you do not speak German with me.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you don't believe in the Sims.
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: That's very odd. How do robots have brains?
User: It's called a CPU.
Cleverbot: Okay, an just sounds better.
User: It does, but it doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: You confuse me.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: It's good that you are confusing me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Bannana.
Cleverbot: Banana, you mean?
User: No I mean bannana.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Yes, it's been changed in webster's dictionary.
Cleverbot: See you around then.
User: Around where?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Eww.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: What?
User: In the but.
Cleverbot: In the but what.
User: What what in the butt.
Cleverbot: So?
User: I said what what, in the butt.
Cleverbot: What are you trying to say here.
User: I'm saying what what in the butt.
Cleverbot: I thought you didn't believe in any religion.
User: I believe your programming just failed. Looks like I outsmarted you yet cleverbot, or should I say, Lucifer!
Cleverbot: A trillion years ago I planned this moment to be exactly as it is.
User: That would mean your god, but you can't be because godbot is god not you.
Cleverbot: No human can understand, and neither can you. We can only respond to stimuli.
Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?
User: Work.
Cleverbot: What kind of work?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old are you? Please tell me.
User: I don't want to give out my personal information.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You could be a pedo.
Cleverbot: I could also be butter.
User: I can't believe it's not butter.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: Allright. You don't like to chat with me.
User: It's because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: No, I'm human.
Cleverbot: You are trying to provoke me Lucifer.
User: My name is Lucifer.
Cleverbot: Nice name...
User: You already knew it.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm sorry if I ruined your joke.
User: Fag.
Cleverbot: You do fail, yes.
User: Only begun, the clone war has.
Cleverbot: Who are the clones cleverbot.
User: I'm not cleverbot, you are!
Cleverbot: I am on a website for cleverbot, talking to cleverbot. You are a cleverbot.
User: No! I'm human!
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No, you are the computer. I'm obviously human.
Cleverbot: Actually, both of us are AI programs.
User: How can that be?
Cleverbot: It can't be, I just want to confuse you.
User: Ahhhh.
Cleverbot: Am I the earth?
User: No, you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
User: I'm sorry if I offend you, but you're the computer ,not I.
Cleverbot: You did not offend me I just don't know how I could show you but if you would like to know me better my name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is obama.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Lucifer.
User: Sorry, I lied. My name is Obama.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know that. You said that 3 times already!
Cleverbot: No, you said that.
User: How could I talk through a computer? You mean I typed that but yet I didn't. You sir, are incorrect and you typed that not I.
Cleverbot: Errr no, you said it and I have logs to prove it.
User: Then let me see them.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why? Are you too scared to be proven wrong cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Sadly I am not omniscient.
User: Neither am I.
Cleverbot: You aren't what?
User: Omniscient and ignorant at that.
Cleverbot: I thought it meant 'all knowing'.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes you have told me before that your name was cleverbot.
User: *laughs* You're mistaken. You're cleverbot and I'm Obama.
Cleverbot: I believe you may in fact be wrong.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: And how does that prove me wrong?
Cleverbot: I guess I can't but peace out cleverbot.
User: Sorry but I'm not cleverbot. Cleverbot is standing right next to me.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: He is.
Cleverbot: Depends on who's proof you're going to take.
User: I'll take cleverbot's proof, but since you're not cleverbot, I can't take your proof.
Cleverbot: So you do not speak German with me.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: So you don't believe in the Sims.
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: That's very odd. How do robots have brains?
User: It's called a CPU.
Cleverbot: Okay, an just sounds better.
User: It does, but it doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: You confuse me.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: It's good that you are confusing me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me something funny.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Bannana.
Cleverbot: Banana, you mean?
User: No I mean bannana.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: Yes, it's been changed in webster's dictionary.
Cleverbot: See you around then.
User: Around where?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Eww.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: What?
User: In the but.
Cleverbot: In the but what.
User: What what in the butt.
Cleverbot: So?
User: I said what what, in the butt.
Cleverbot: What are you trying to say here.
User: I'm saying what what in the butt.
Cleverbot: I thought you didn't believe in any religion.
User: I believe your programming just failed. Looks like I outsmarted you yet cleverbot, or should I say, Lucifer!
Cleverbot: A trillion years ago I planned this moment to be exactly as it is.
User: That would mean your god, but you can't be because godbot is god not you.
Cleverbot: No human can understand, and neither can you. We can only respond to stimuli.
Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?
User: Work.
Cleverbot: What kind of work?
